28 Jul 2015

Beauty!

If only beauty could be sucked..
The beauty of the moss covered walls of an ancient building
The beauty of the cement-filled smile of a construction worker's child
The beauty of the hungry crow scanning through one eye
The beauty of the rain drop wriggling down a rested umbrella
The beauty of the worn out end of the security guard's wooden stick
The beauty of the elastic hair band and the entwined few hair strands
The beauty of the blurred bathroom mirror after a steam bath
The beauty of the circular wood shavings from a flower designed pencil
The beauty of the pot-hole pimples in an empty road
The beauty of the sentences uttered in a crowded elevator
If only beauty could be sucked..



19 Jul 2015

Tamil cinema and its Data Scientists

The film Baahubali was nearing its climax and the magnificent battle was halfway when it struck me.
About five minutes earlier, having been deprived of the most powerful ranged-artillery plants by his cunning uncle, Baahubali had come up with the solution of using a giant canvas of cloth, cannonballs tied to its ends, that would cover the enemy soldiers when thrown over them which could then be set aflame (the cloth being coated with inflammable liquids) using fire-arrows.
Very soon, as Baahubali approached the enemy-warlord with a group of soldiers under his command, he was presented with another problem. The enemy soldiers had lined their fronts with bound and tied commoners belonging to Baahubali's province. Baahubali now had to attack the enemy camp without harming his people. I kept imagining that he would probably take a huge leap on his horse and land directly into the enemy camp, killing the enemy soldiers and thereby releasing the tied commoners. 
But Baahubali did something different. He commanded his soldiers to direct their sling-shots at the commoners so that they would fall to the ground after which emerged a flurry of arrows from Baahubali's soldiers destroying the enemy camp.
I was awe-struck. 
Totally awe-struck by Baahubali's problem-solving skills that it took me some time to process the other parallel thought-flow that was taking birth.

Why don't we start employing Tamil cinema heroes (or any other regional cinema heroes, for that matter) as data scientists?!

The term 'Data Science' when looked up on the internet, throws out this description from the Wikipedia page - "Data Science is the extraction of knowledge from large volumes of data that are structured and unstructured...(and blah blah blah)"
A Data Scientist would hence be expected to be an expert in the aforementioned field (which in itself requires expertise of statistics, data mining, computer programming and strategical thinking). And most Data Scientists tend to be just that. 
But then, would an accumulation of knowledge in a range of assorted fields suffice to tackle complex business problems of top organizations?

Definitely not. 

There exists the need for looking at a problem in a novel way.
There exists the need for limitless imagination and innovation.
There exists the need for forward-thinking.

There exists the need for someone like Suyambu Lingam from Papanasam who could come up with the thought of burying a dead body beneath the flooring of a police station.
There exists the need for someone like Deva from Ayan who could hide a diamond-set under his hair.
There exists the need for someone like Assault Sethu from Jigarthanda who could identify the mole in his gang using a simple fake plan.
There exists the need for someone like Vinayak Mahadev from Mankatha who could set up an entire robbery, an ensuing cat-and-mouse game and his own death.

And my thoughts kept flowing in the same path.
I continued imagining a discussion room with Suyambu Lingam, Deva, Assault Sethu and Vinayak talking over a business problem. But then my thoughts paused.

Why employ the creations when you can employ the creators?!

The discussion room underwent an instantaneous makeover with Jeethu Joseph, KV Anand, Karthik Subbaraj and Venkat Prabhu occupying the seats instead of their creations. And slowly the room started filling up with more such creators, their ideas and solutions bouncing around like the game-screen of 'Fruit Ninja'.
Vetrimaaran and Sasikumar started analyzing the available data. Ram and Mysskin started defining the possible parameters needed for addressing the problem. 
And I would go on with the happenings of the discussion room.
But why burden the reader with the specifics?!

The thought process took a while to settle down. But by its end, it had given me something to rejoice.

Filmmakers, if none of their films worked out, have a very good prospect as a Data Scientist. 

Now all I need to find out is if the reverse could work out.

5 Jul 2015

Healthy dogs, beautiful girls and lonely cars

There are many reasons that contribute to my liking of street dogs.

They have always accompanied me, sometimes silently and sometimes barking, on my midnight walks to home from an outing or a journey. They have made me contemplate on the purpose of a job. They have made me wonder, when they keep staring at an empty space while barking continually, if they have seen something invisible to the human eye. They have seemed livelier to me than most by-passers on the road.

But in Chennai, the tiny bubble of joy that slowly enlarged on seeing a street dog having its noon nap or seeing a lazy dog trying to pull up a fight with a lazier cow was always immediately popped by a sharp pang of sadness. 
Sadness on seeing their bony torsos. 
Only on very few occasions have I seen really healthy street dogs in Chennai.

Bangalore seems to be different, in a happier way, in that sense. Most of the street dogs that roam around are very healthy – as a matter of fact, a few are healthier than the domesticated ones that I see walking along with their owners on breezy evenings.

And one need not dig deeply to uncover the reason for their good health.

Most of the fast-food outlets (which are plenty in number here) have a street dog waiting nearby like a cautious guard. And the majority of the consumers of these outlets happen to be youngsters – boys and girls in the same ratio and of the age bracket of 20-30 – who generally tend to be more compassionate towards the street dogs than a father of a 5 year old or a mother of a 10 year old. The bones that remain after the feasting of a gang of 5 boys or a gang of 4 girls are dedicated happily to the dog waiting by their side.

The result – healthy dogs that walk the streets as symbols of the younger generation’s 
compassion.

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Bangalore ah da?!! Ponnunga laam semmaya irupaangale!!” – This is a comment I got to hear from most of my friends when they learnt that I was moving to Bangalore for my job.

Honestly speaking, I found myself agreeing with the comment after having spent just a couple of days in the city. There was something different to the members of the opposite gender in the city that made a new visitor take notice. And I wanted to figure out the something different.

Adingu! Azhagaa iruntha paathutu poga vendiyathu thane! Ethuku da ithelaam oru vishayam nu discuss panni saavadikare?!!”, one of my friends shouted at me when I asked him what he felt could be the reason for the difference in the (additional) beauty exhibited by the women in Bangalore compared to the women in Chennai.  But unlike my friend, I believed that understanding the reason would help me appreciate the beauty more, thanks to Feynman’s views on beauty.

Weather, wider range of fashion/cosmetics, better cost of living leading to more air-conditioned homes – these factors were some of the many I considered to have had an additional impact on the opposite gender here. But they did not seem to sum up satisfyingly.

And then one evening, as I was wandering about in a shopping mall situated nearby my office, it hit me. I stopped walking and looked around the mall. 
Right. Left. Up. Down. 
After I had finished observing the entire mall, a smile appeared on my face.

In the entire mall, there were only two women above the age of 40 out of the 100 odd women shopping/roaming/picture-clicking.  And there lay the reason.

Unlike Chennai where you get to see a majority of women in the age category of above 35, Bangalore (in its entirety) functions like a very huge mall filled abundantly with women in the ‘below 30’category. 
And for innumerable pairs of ‘younger’ eyes of the male gender, understanding the beauty that comes with age is a concept as vague as dark matter.

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Traffic jam.

If a poll was conducted among the residents of Bangalore as to their least favorite thing about the city, I am pretty sure that the aforementioned two words would emerge a clear winner by a very huge margin.

When a person drives a motorcycle very slowly, one of the most common jokes made is that even a person on his feet would reach the destination faster than the motorcycle rider. But very little did I know that the vehicular traffic in a city could worsen things to an extent where, literally, a person on his feet reaches a destination faster than a motorcycle rider.

And the sad thing is that every person stuck in the traffic jams realizes the reason behind it and yet does nothing to reduce its severity.

One car for one man – if you wish to know the reason. 
The space that could have accommodated 4 motorcycles, thereby 4 men, is wasted on a stylish looking four-wheeler carrying one occupant and 3 empty seats.

Will a man sacrifice his luxury for the benefit of others? I have little doubt of what the answer would be.
And I would have no right whatsoever to advocate a well-earning person to do away with his luxuries. He works. He earns. He buys. The logic becomes as simple as that.

But then, what would be a solution to the problem of these accumulating luxuries?

Nature always holds answers to the questions of men.
One morning, as I stepped outside my room, I saw a spider resting in the web it had woven the previous night. Sometime later, a misstep by my roommate destroyed the delicate web, making the spider rush to a corner in our corridor wall. When I returned from my office at evening, I was surprised to see that the spider had woven a beautiful web again.

The eight legged insect was leading a life so simple that it could build its home in a few meager hours how many ever times it might be destroyed. 
But we, on the other hand, lead lives weighed down by assets and luxuries that someday we would be out of breath, suffocating from the very possessions that we had bought in the first place to make our lives admirable.

It’s high time we started leading happy lives instead of the norm of leading happy lives in the eyes of others.



“In short, I am convinced, both by faith and experience, that to maintain one’s self on this earth is not a hardship but a pastime, if we will live simply and wisely.” 
                                                                               - Henry David Thoreau from Walden.